A funny birthday card that celebrates midlife and all those things we never knew would be important to us, caption reads, Nothing says midlife more than a text like this after a girls night out, text message reads Heres that salmon recipe and the link to the salad chopper I was talking about .

This card is blank inside for your own birthday message and comes with a pebble envelope. Designed and printed in the UK on luxury FSC approved card.

Dimensions: 145mm x 145mm